i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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