I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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