Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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