Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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