we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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