once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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