Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I will be naked everywhere
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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