your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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