how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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