So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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