i think my mom watched the whole time
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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