Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
