I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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