Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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