If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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