I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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