question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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