At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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