third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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