scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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