I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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