I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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