you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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