I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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