It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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