Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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