Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I want her autograph on my taint
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
