it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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