4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want to make a zoo with you.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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