You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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