Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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