We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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