There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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