In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
