He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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