I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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