remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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