: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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