Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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