The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
