Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
They took my balls.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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