dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
