Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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