if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
True but thats because hes a fetus.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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