Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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