That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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