you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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