There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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