I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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