but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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