Need sex. Gaining weight.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You ruined the universe
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
